My Daddy S̷t̷a̷y̷s̷ Stayed Home
I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, October 30, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- October 30, 2015
Three days later a cat and a dog got in there and messed up the skeleton's rib cage something awful. From that point on he just plugged up his eye and nose holes and carried a Tetra fish around.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- October 29, 2015
The pumpkin skull joined the countless skulls of acorn squash, butternut squash, spaghetti squash and zucchinis in the towering pile in Amber's backyard.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- October 27, 2015
Worse than the high water bill due to this performance was the cost of royalties to the estate of Arthur Freed for singing the lyrics. Oh, and the structural water damage to ceiling downstairs.
Monday, October 26, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- October 26, 2015
As a child the cake's mother used to lecture him about finishing his plate. As an adult he will eat one shoe for it's fiber, but he'll be damned if he's gonna eat two of those disgusting things.
Friday, October 23, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- October 23, 2015
Much like when Superman turned back time, in the movie Superman: The Movie, time was reversed by this act back the point in World War II, where Harry S. Trueman throws his bow tie at Hitler vanquishing him to the Phantom Zone.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- October 21, 2015
Growing up without parents was hard for little Medusa. She was withdrawn and didn't make many friends, but everyone no one debated when she would win the best landscaping for her beautiful front yard year after year.
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