Lunchroom Larfs- January 14, 2015

They say love conquers all, except sometimes it causes infection and internal organ damage.

Lunchroom Larfs- January 13, 2015

Not only did the fly not have benefits through his menial fast food job, but only a few short months later he was prescribed bi-focal lens. Also, the spider ate him when he picked up his bi-focals, BUT WAITED UNTIL AFTER HE HAD PAID!

Bonus: Challenge!  Can you find the glasses made famous by the following people?

- Kanye West
- Elton John (hint: there are two pairs)
- John Lennon
- Plastic Man
- Dame Edna Everage

Lunchroom Larfs- January 12, 2015

The pencil was quite happy that his friend the pen stood up for him and cut that dumb eraser down to size. However, the power trip that it gave pen made him mean. Even though he still loved and was proud to have been able to help his friend against a bully, he couldn't resist saying, "You know you have one of those nasty little things right on top of your head don't you? Hypocrite!"

Lunchroom Larfs- January 9, 2015

You shouldn't feel too badly for the little ice cube, for he followed the Hindu faith and believed he would be reincarnated as a higher form. However, he was a real prick in this life to the other cubes in his tray and ended up coming back as a tape worm.

Lunchroom Larfs- January 8, 2015

After this incident the elephant swore off peanuts. However, he did develop a taste for squirrels. At the end of the day, his pen would be littered with their shells.

Lunchroom Larfs- January 7, 2015

After this incident caught the cookie world off guard, all the cookie governments combined their resources to gather the greatest ginger minds to keep their world safe from these giant creatures they dubbed Kai-jujubes. Giant mechanical warriors called Jaw-breagers were created to fight this menace. This was accomplished by using a giant fucking sword to chop the monster's head clean off.

Lunchroom Larfs- January 5, 2015

Years before they got the treadmill Santa had to use a stationary bike, which the elves laughingly referred to as the "shame cycle".