Lunchroom Larfs- May 30, 2014

Always a polite guest, the robot dutifully finished his plate of batteries, knowing full well that 9 volt batteries are incompatible with his processing unit. As a result, all night long he downloaded into the toilet.

Lunchroom Larfs- May 29, 2014

After carefully counting out his coins the leprechaun remembered he needed change for the laundry mat and wrote a personal cheque, thus infuriating the woman behind him in line. 

Lunchroom Larfs- May 28, 2014

Shortly after this the rattlesnake renounced his Buddhist beliefs and bit the child's father. Why the father? Well, you don't make that big a 180 degree change in a day. It's a baby you sick fucks.

Lunchroom Larfs- May 27, 2014

The real animals are not confused by the Muppet versions of their species, they are more perplexed as to why Disney hasn't sued the company that created these obvious knock-offs for copyright infringement. I mean really, look at that Miss Piggy. Who do they think they are fooling?

Lunchroom Larfs- May 26, 2014

Sure this little caterpillar looks peacefully asleep, but she just got finished with a two-hour bout of restless leg syndrome that shook the house knocking pictures off the walls and frightening the aphids that are kept as house pets.

Lunchroom Larfs- May 23, 2014

The snail's first clue should have been the sign reading, "You must be at least this tall to fit in my beak".

Lunchroom Larfs- May 22, 2014

Due to sharks being composed mostly of flexible cartilage they are excellent at making funny faces. That and the scientific fact that sharks are complete dicks.