Lunchroom Larfs- September 22, 2014

The feud between the snake charmer and the magician reaches it's pinnacle that night at the Magic Castle. The magician retaliates by making the snake charmer's teenage daughter's virginity disappear. "Taa-Daa!" he shouts as he climaxes.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 19, 2014

This simple game from the frog set up an apocalyptic domino effect. Within a year the temperature of the earth's surface dropped to -100° freezing the surface of the oceans, but insulating the deep oceans. Once a new star appeared to warm our planet back up, squids become be the dominant life form. The sweater industry flourishes with all the additional arms that require manufacturing. Our economy becomes solely a wool based one. The appearance of moths dictate rise and crash of the stock markets. Wars are waged with mothballs and cedar planks. Basically little would change in the end other than wool replaces oil, moths replace terrorists and lavender replaces RPGs.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 18, 2014

This was a botched robbery, the lollipop was actually looking to hold up the tooth's sister who was gold plated. All he got for his troubles was plaque. This he hung on his living room wall with a plate reading, "World's Best Robber." This was later used as evidence to put him in jail for 20 years, the idiot.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 16, 2014

After learning that the spokesman for the "Slap Chop", Vince Offer, beat up a prostitute Pilot Hefferman found another way to make a mean salad. It wasn't cost effective, but it felt way more ethical.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 15, 2014

It was the horse in the background that tipped of Farmer Adams off to the cannibalistic diner next to the farm. Honestly though the horse was just mad that North America considered it too taboo to eat horsemeat, as he assumed he would be delicious. He cursed Pope Gregory III for banning the consumption of horse and renounced Catholicism, which really only resulted in being cast to the fiery pits of hell when he died anyway. 

Side Note: I drew this one on a plane and had no coloured pencils. The plane offered free drinks which made it impossible for me to colour this when I got home. You know, because of the jet lag from a place with a one hour time difference.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 12, 2014

The sun saw ice cream as an abomination of the natural order and did everything it could to destroy him.  Eventualy the sun enlisted a three-year-old to drop the ice cream on the ground, thus finishing him off.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 11, 2014

Of course this was a sexual fantasy for both the broom and the cat. The best the broom could hope for in reality was a shitty hand job from the owner of the house, like he was getting now. The cat on the other hand was only ever shoved off the bed at night, and left to pleasuring itself with it's own sand-papery tongue.