My Daddy S̷t̷a̷y̷s̷ Stayed Home

I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.

Friday, October 30, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 30, 2015

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Three days later a cat and a dog got in there and messed up the skeleton's rib cage something awful. From that point on he just plugg...
Thursday, October 29, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 29, 2015

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The pumpkin skull joined the countless skulls of acorn squash, butternut squash, spaghetti squash and zucchinis in the towering pile in A...
Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 28, 2015

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Eventually Nigel realized a lunch bag was a much more efficient way to carry his lunch to work.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 27, 2015

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Worse than the high water bill due to this performance was the cost of royalties to the estate of Arthur Freed for singing the lyrics. Oh...
Monday, October 26, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 26, 2015

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As a child the cake's mother used to lecture him about finishing his plate. As an adult he will eat one shoe for it's fiber, but ...
Friday, October 23, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 23, 2015

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Much like when Superman turned back time, in the movie Superman: The Movie, time was reversed by this act back the point in World War II,...
Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- October 21, 2015

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Growing up without parents was hard for little Medusa. She was withdrawn and didn't make many friends, but everyone no one debated wh...
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Jason Gemmill
A recent stay at home dad of two delightful and/or horrible children.
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