I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- October 22, 2013
The kids and my wife didn't get this one. Obviously, the vampire is hungry because it is winter and everyone is wearing turtlenecks and scarves. I mean really, when in any movie have you seen a vampire bite through clothing? Never. Sure their teeth can pierce through skin to get to a vein, but not through such as the impenetrable Patons Classic Merino used on the bespectacled man's sweater.
The kids at school though the vampire had missed lunch and was too shy to ask if there was anything left over for him to eat. Always over polite that Nosferatu.
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Hahaha. I love the specificity of the Patons Classic Merino. Your wife has taught you well.
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