I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- November 22, 2013
This one's a bit sad. My daughter tells me that the starfish is sad because he wants to have friends. Originally I thought he wanted to be a star in the sky but I think she is right. His only friend is the clam who is dreadfully tedious, "I'll show my parents, they didn't believe in me. I'll show them. I can too produce a pearl!" He never does though. After his rant he just gets drunk and watches old episodes of Family Guy on Netflix. The starfish then thinks about joining Lavalife.
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