I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- December 10, 2013
"Some Christmas tree farm," the family thought, "It took forever to find one tree. Why are there so many people here?" Then they brutally axe murdered the little tree, while the little girls laughed and laughed repeating how nice his corpse would look in their dining room.
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