The shock waves from the giant flyswatter hitting the side of the Empire State building killed everyone on floors 28 through 31. Sadly, Fay Wray was one of those people. Without the beauty to tame the beast, King Kong continues his rein of terror to this day. Currently New York is deserted and consists of squashed buildings, 400 ton piles of banana peels (the bananas were put there by the residents of New Jersey as an offering to spare them), and of course giant gorilla shit.
As a side note, even King Kong had no desire to visit Jersey.
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