I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- September 17, 2015
Plugging in that old hairdryer shorted out all the power in the Russian Druzhnaya 4 research base, who in turned played nicky-nicky-nine doors (ding-dong ditch for you Americans) on the Ukrainian Vernadsky Research Base. Later all researchers from both bases were found dead, their tongues frozen to flag poles after double dog daring one another to do it.
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