I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- January 16, 2014
Unsurprisingly, like all the jocks I knew in high school, these dinosaurs have walnut sized brains, as is their testicles due to all the steroids. I cannot comment on high school jock testicles as I never showered after gym for fear of towel snapping and nuclear wedgies.
"He who wears the 'Weird Al' t-shirt at school should avoid locker rooms."
- Confucius
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