I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- January 29, 2014
Miss Boots is busily knitting a sack to drown her kittens in. She hasn't been thinking straight since she caught Mister Meowgi in the litter box with his secretary, Ms. Jinx. Noodles, Attila, Pansy, and Fluffernutter would be a small price to pay to clearly show how hurt and angry she was.
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