I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- February 24, 2014
Unlike that amusing scene in "Honey I Shrunk The Kids", this family was eaten and spent a horrific six hours traversing to the stomach where stomach acid slowly ate away at their bodies. Another 30 hours later and the diner had the worst bowel movement of his life passing those tiny bones.
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