I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- February 27, 2014
The Williamson's were so annoyed by their new upstairs neighbors and the noise they made that they decided to have loud awkward sex as revenge. Unfortunately, Mrs. Williamson laid 13,563 eggs. In the end it worked out as they just ate the eggs. I mean really, who wants to come up with that many names for kids anyway.
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