The hermit crab was pleased with the new home he purchased. That was until he found that a horseshoe crab couple down the street were running a meth lab out of their coral. The other neighbors seemed to not want to back him up in a petition to drive them out of the neighborhood, for fear of causing waves. The overworked and understaffed police force proved to be of little help. Eventually the hermit crab threw a molotov cocktail into the coral. Though he succeeded in driving the drug dealers out of the area, he ended up in jail for 14 years. On the bright side he had plenty of time to complete his PhD in Biblical Studies.
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