I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- March 6, 2014
Sure it was easy to kill in this room, after all he knew all the topics that would go over well: how zebra bones get stuck in your teeth, how a carcass smells terrible, but tastes delicious and a few well placed jokes about the hyenas that live in Mozambique, who everyone knows are rubes. The true test would be next week when he took his act to the road.
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