I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- April 10, 2014
The mermaid was so friendly and oblivious to the cries for help, that eventually the woman forgot about being partially devoured by a shark. The shark had long died from choking before she fessed up that she was in fact not a real mermaid. The mermaid finally understood why her new friend was always "too busy" to visit her underwater kingdom. The two remained friends until the woman died of blood loss two days later.
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