I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, April 14, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- April 14, 2014
To most Slinkys this would be a simple run of the mill fall down the stairs, but not for accident prone Darren. At the bottom of the stairs Darren found one of his loops had been turned inside out. He would never again walk down stairs, alone or in pairs or make a slinkity sound. Instead he was thrown into the toy box and squashed flat by a half empty can of Tinker Toys.
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