I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, December 9, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- December 9, 2013
"Finally," the giant squid thought as she entered the glasses shop, "they have glasses in my size." Unfortunately the only pair that would fit was on display, "Goddam it, now I have to look like a hipster? What will my conservative brother-in-law think?"