I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- February 20, 2014
The turkey had spent years luring lonely hunters to their death with the hope of meeting a friend. The turkey had developed a taste for human flesh and it was insatiable. Plus delish with cranberry sauce!