I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- November 11, 2014
The swimmer then went to his lawyer in order to file a class action lawsuit against the sun, the cloud and his neighbor, the owner of the pool. Upon arriving at his lawyer's office he realized that due to how quickly the temperature went below freezing, he was for some reason the only person left alive on earth. he spend the rest of his life eating ice cream, the only food readily available until he died in his sleep suffocating on his own neck fat.
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