I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, June 4, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- June 4, 2015
The ogre sued Orkin as he had just spent a small fortune to have his home fumigated for fairies. The kicker was he had to stay out his house for 3 days while the work was being done. He was forced to stay with his overbearing Aunt Edith who kept calling him "Jolly Green Giant" as he was not nearly mean enough to be an ogre in her books.
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