I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- September 10, 2015
Dracula and Nosferatu almost caught that bloodmobile, but just as they grabbed the bumper to pull themselves up, a transport truck shipping crosses and garlic overturned in front of them. The Elder Vampires still talk about the one that got away. The young vampires have noticed that the truck has gotten bigger and bigger with each telling over the years.
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