Lunchroom Larfs- October 8, 2013

The sheep on the right suffers from Alopecia universalis, and will soon suffer from fratricide. The mother sheep will suffer from a lack of Mother's Day cards.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 7, 2013

It's like "Lady and the Tramp" except the spaghetti is horrified.

If you look close, the worm in the middle of the plate has a serene look on his face. He understands that his time had come. He has lead a good life, been a good father, husband and soil aerator. The other worms are cowards and are afraid to meet whatever comes in the afterlife and perhaps have to answer and justify their wasted lives. Forever they will be stuck in invertebrate purgatory. 

Lunchroom Larfs- October 4, 2013

All this cartoon did was remind my daughter that she isn't allowed to have peanut butter sandwiches at school because some kid that should have been taken out due to selection made it this far.

She also said the jellyfish in the sandwich was a friend of the horrified jellyfish and not a family member.

Notice, how I tried to make the sea turtle look realistic, then just said fuck it over the jellyfish.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 3, 2013

My wife always thought narwhals were fictional creatures until I showed her some pictures. It's understandable as they are super weird creatures, what with their love of roasted marshmallows and all.

The little penguin reminds me of when I was a kid watching my next door neighbors swim in their pool. I would stand on the other side of the fence pretending like I had something important to do there hoping, just hoping they would invite me over for a swim. Come one, just give the little guy a marshmallow, even if it's burnt, he doesn't care! He just wants to be loved!

Note: I was going to use unicorns instead of narwhals, but then I realized with their short horns they would surely melt their faces off trying for a tasty smoky treat. I suspect that's why there are no more unicorns today. Their love of corn syrup and gelatin.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 2, 2013

Somehow the snail has overtaken the snail, planted his country's flag upon it's back and made the turtle a slave. Hence why the turtle looks so worried and upset.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 1, 2013

Another cartoon my daughter and her classmates didn't get. I think she is tired of trying to explain what my idea of the joke is and asked me to write on it, "Two dogs got tangled up and are barking at each other."

She also commented that the cat was out for a walk and went to a place that is supposed to be a dog free zone only to find this. I assume this would be a cat's worst nightmare, a two headed angry dog that looks like yarn. "Do I bat it around or run away?"

Lunchroom Larfs- September 30, 2013

Like all five-year-olds my daughter is obsessed with mermaids. When I asked her what her thoughts were on this cartoon, she said she thought the mermaid and the fish exchanged bottoms. But which, I ask, has the siren song to lure sailors to their death?