Lunchroom Larfs- September 30, 2015

Ketchup and Apple Sauce grew old together in the back of the fridge until after fooling around with Salsa, Ketchup gave apple sauce a case of the crusts on her lid. Though they stayed in the same fridge and made the best of it, Chutney had it worst as she had to listen day after day as each one bitterly complained about the other.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 28, 2015

The fire alarm was a braggart and took ever opportunity to show up Telephone. Then in 1984 poor rotary phone was deemed obsolete and sold for a nickle at a yard sale. Fire alarm soon missed old rotary phone when brash young touch tone showed up with his musical ring, and ability to clunkily play popular music of the day.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 25, 2015

The cashier would have none of it, until the bear ate the racoon, pointed at the cashier and growled, "You're next, asshat"

Lunchroom Larfs- September 24, 2015

From that day on William Tell's son refused to eat or even be in the same room as fresh produce. The irony is that once the convolutions and fever set in he begged his father to put him out of his misery caused by the scurvy.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 23, 2015

Benjamin then shoved his hands deep into his pockets and sadly walked to his work as a piano instructor. That's right, he house trained pianos and kept them from jumping up on visitors.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 22, 2015

Their baby ice cube was later picked up by Child Services and adopted by an elderly Italian couple who accidentally made him into a Hazelnut Italian soda.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 21, 2015

The captain realized at that moment his cousin from the planet Bidet was not kidding around abut his visit to Earth years ago.