Lunchroom Larfs- October 20, 2015

Even worse than losing all his skin that plunger never came off Edwin's skull. All the other kids called him "the skinless shit head". Though at Halloween when the school toilet was plugged up and the great decoration famine plagued the Midwest Edwin was considered a hero for many reasons.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 16, 2015

Ironically, the sausages were underdone and gave the diners worms... that the birds ate.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 15, 2015

Thankfully no one else bothered to attend a hoedown during the say, so Katie quickly put up a poster for Boys II Men and never spoke of Silvia again. Oddly, no one else did either. Everyone hated Silvia.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 14, 2015

The fish then attracted the cats, who attracted the wolf cubs, which attracted the grizzly bear which was attracted to the girl. After a few months they moved into a den together and raised their own cubs. The girls friends said she gave up what was sure to be a successful career in dance to be a Mamma Bear. Others said she wasn't that great of a dancer anyway.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 13, 2015

It went pretty well, until the cat needed to use the litter box. And even that wasn't the rough part, it was when the cat tried to bury it's scat. John didn't get the adoring looks he desperately longed for that day, only an infection and stitches on his forehead.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 9, 2015

Jimmy was always falling into holes. The next time he fell into working well, but the water snakes were too slippery to tie together. After eating as many as he could, he was saved 15 minutes after falling in.

Lunchroom Larfs- October 8, 2015

When Agnes went to the ocean the sperm whales did the same thing due to her perfume made of ambergris.