Lunchroom Larfs- December 19, 2013

Like anyone else after a long day at work, the reindeer were tired. Also, Santa wanted to get really drunk, and he is aware that driving a sleigh drunk is dangerous.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 18, 2013

My daughter explained that this one was just a couple of characters without a calendar who messed up the dates.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 17, 2013

My daughter told me that she pushed that reindeer off the roof. She does enjoy venison pepperettes.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 16, 2013

Gulliver's wife didn't mind not being able to go to the salon, but she did feel bad about squishing the pedicurist over the hangnail she received after her visit.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 13, 2013

Blitzen was always a total asshole and tried to knock Rudolph out of top spot. He tried, but failed to get the song "Blitzen The Battery Powered Reindeer" recorded in time for the holiday season.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 12, 2013

Santa knew that he was being tricked, but felt so bad about how ugly the interior decorating and art was in the house he gave the little girl some extra trinkets to try and make her feel better about her parents allotment in life.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 11, 2013

Thanks to the Bernoulli Effect both animals were sucked under the train. Once again the cosmos laugh at our futile attempts.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 10, 2013

"Some Christmas tree farm," the family thought, "It took forever to find one tree. Why are there so many people here?" Then they brutally axe murdered the little tree, while the little girls laughed and laughed repeating how nice his corpse would look in their dining room.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 9, 2013

"Finally," the giant squid thought as she entered the glasses shop, "they have glasses in my size." Unfortunately the only pair that would fit was on display, "Goddam it, now I have to look like a hipster? What will my conservative brother-in-law think?"

Lunchroom Larfs- December 6, 2013

For some reason my daughter saw the toaster as being evil and excited to kill this piece of bread. Perhaps it's the imposing way I ignored all perspective in angles and relative size of objects that makes the toaster so imposing.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 5, 2013

My daughter called the talking worm "fancy". I thought this bragging worm finally met something he could relate to. An asshole.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 4, 2013

The judges went ahead and awarded the hammerhead/great white surfing duo the ISA World Championship though it was heavily contested as they ate the reigning champion before he was able to complete his ride.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 3, 2013

Come spring, all that is left is a pile of undigested children skeletons.

Lunchroom Larfs- December 2, 2013

It's a cliched plot line, boy and girl wander off to the woods outside a small town to make out only to be violently murdered by nature. Some locals callously claim they had it coming because they were in an interracial relationship.