I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, April 25, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- April 25, 2014
Every store suspected the pelican to be shoplifting and his throat pouch was regularly searched before being issued a sincere apology and sent on his way. It only made the tomato soup smuggled out in his ass taste all the better.