I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- April 1, 2014
Once darkness fell, Electric Eel lit the way home for Stingray and Crab. All three fell asleep exhausted from the day's activities. The clown fish remained alone, the stuck up little bitch that he was.