I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- September 16, 2014
After learning that the spokesman for the "Slap Chop", Vince Offer, beat up a prostitute Pilot Hefferman found another way to make a mean salad. It wasn't cost effective, but it felt way more ethical.