I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, September 8, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- September 8, 2014
After successfully catching and eating the fisherman who was attracted to the fast food, the sharks cholesterol levels exploded, causing him to have a stroke. One result of that stroke was an inability to hum the Jaws theme when approaching a beach, which frustrated the shark greatly. Honestly, that's the only thing sharks find funny, and it NEVER get's old.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment