I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- September 20, 2013
There was great debate in the schoolyard as to if the man was blowing his nose, or wiping his mouth. Also, notice the man is totally dressed inappropriately for the climate there.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- September 19, 2013
My eldest daughter and I love Halloween. So she and I have decided that this is how we will decorate our house this year.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- September 18, 2013
This is the third day in a row, my notes have centered around life in or as a tree. This one is funny because all the other leaves are falling to their death. The one with the parachute lives, gets a good paying job, meets a beautiful oak leaf and gets married, has children, goes through a midlife crisis, loses his job due to redundancy, the oak leaf leaves him, his children stop calling and he ends up hanging himself in the basement with the Dollar Store belt.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- September 17, 2013
Each day I ask my daughter what she thought the note that day meant. When I drew this one I thought the Mommy Bird was getting impatient with the "egg" that wouldn't hatch. My daughter and her friends just thought she was pissed because someone smashed a baseball into her nest, which I didn't really see the humour in, but she and her friends thought was hilarious.
Monday, September 16, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- September 16, 2013
I like how the tree doesn't seem angry, but is just trying to bear through it. Like a true pacifist. My daughter particularly liked the bloodshot eyes.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Luchroom Larfs- September 13, 2013
Along with my daughter's love of squids, comes a love for their only enemy the sperm whale. I'm not sure if it's a sentient submarine, or someone inside it that is confused.
She has started to show the cartoons around the lunchroom now so now I feel I have to keep this ritual up.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Luchroom Larfs- September 12, 2013
Not sure what inspired this cartoon, but I am so worried about copyright infringement even when only in my daughter's lunchbox, that I didn't make the toothpaste look like any brand.
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