I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- September 18, 2013
This is the third day in a row, my notes have centered around life in or as a tree. This one is funny because all the other leaves are falling to their death. The one with the parachute lives, gets a good paying job, meets a beautiful oak leaf and gets married, has children, goes through a midlife crisis, loses his job due to redundancy, the oak leaf leaves him, his children stop calling and he ends up hanging himself in the basement with the Dollar Store belt.
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