Lunchroom Larfs- June 9, 2015

This wasn't the first time Dr. Hubble got into hot water over putting a little prick in someone's mouth. Ifyouknowwhatimean.

Lunchroom Larfs- June 8, 2015

Superman was  notoriously frightened of going to the dentist. Dr. Hubble, being a wily doctor draped the lead x-ray vest over his head before starting. Also he filled in the cavity with a trace amount of Kryptonite, which gave Superman a nagging headache. Ain't no Tylenol that's gonna help Superman.

Lunchroom Larfs- June 5, 2015

This was an excruciating extraction, the hardest of the dentist's career thus far. And of course the cheque Plastic Man used to pay with bounced. 

Lunchroom Larfs- June 4, 2015

The ogre sued Orkin as he had just spent a small fortune to have his home fumigated for fairies. The kicker was he had to stay out his house for 3 days while the work was being done. He was forced to stay with his overbearing Aunt Edith who kept calling him "Jolly Green Giant" as he was not nearly mean enough to be an ogre in her books.

Lunchroom Larfs- June 3, 2015

When Ms. Dumpty found out she immediately claimed that Humpty had never loved their children, and it seemed awfully convenient that such an accident would happen right after they had an argument about finances that centered around providing for their little egglets. 

She had gone to bed weighing her options and just before falling into a fitful sleep decided that she would go to the police in the morning. The morning never came for Ms. Dumpty. Only a stack of banana pancakes were found at their house. It was deemed a murder suicide, but a few still believe Humpty Dumpty is out there very carefully riding the rails across the country as we speak. 

Lunchroom Larfs- June 2, 2015

The campfire was ruined after one of the ants dropped their marshmallow on the ground and ants from miles around swarmed them.

Lunchroom Larfs- June 1, 2015

This selfish act of Ruthie Joad, the girl on the bicycle, kick started the great Oklahoma drought and forced her family to flee to California to try and eke out a meager living. Trust me, I've read Grapes of Wrath, it's all in there.