Lunchroom Larfs- September 16, 2015

It was when the the bacon jumped from the fridge and squealed right out the door that Abe called his therapist, an exorcist and his haberdasher.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 15, 2015

Arnie should just be thankful that the order was closer to being correct this time, over when he received all those fish bowels in his mailbox that time.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 14, 2015

And that's how Jonathan gave his girlfriend ticks.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 11, 2015

The driver didn't notice the accident until they had reached the Grand Canyon 300 kilometers away (or 1,400 leagues for you Americans). He covered it up by throwing all the stick bodies into the canyon. To this day, just outside of Las Vegas, you can still hear the body-less heads playing license plate bingo.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 10, 2015

Dracula and Nosferatu almost caught that bloodmobile, but just as they grabbed the bumper to pull themselves up, a transport truck shipping crosses and garlic overturned in front of them. The Elder Vampires still talk about the one that got away. The young vampires have noticed that the truck has gotten bigger and bigger with each telling over the years.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 9, 2015

You think the people on the ground had it bad? The widow McIntyre, in the apartment on the 87th floor, had a similarly shaped thing crash through her window. The more she tried to push it back out, the further into her apartment it went.

Lunchroom Larfs- September 8, 2015

And of course after hibernating all summer, the school house greedily satiated himself on all those delicious children. Later he passed the indigestible bones and Beanie Boo eyes into the soccer field, you know where all those sunflowers grow now.