I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- November 20, 2013
Originally I had planned to have the city in the background engulfed in flames, but that seemed a little too much for a group of grade one students. What you can't see is that behind the hamster is the squashed corpse of a man, that will forever be run over again and again until hardly recognizable as human.
Also, if you look closely in the pet shop window a cat and normal sized hamster are pumping their fist in victory. All domesticated pets want us dead.
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