I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, November 25, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- November 25, 2013
My daughter says the unicorn is rolling her eyes and thinking, "Why aren't these shoes on my feet?"
Seconds later the unicorn gores the gnome and trots him through Gnome Town as a warning to all the others not to fuck with a unicorn.