I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, November 29, 2013
Lunchroom Larfs- November 29, 2013
This is the moment where the young boy still has an interest in nature and science. Seconds from now he will realize those suckers will pop if you catch the sun just right through the magnifying glass. He then winds down a long path to being bludgeoned to death in the jail washroom as the infamous Jefferey Dahmer.
I asked my daughter what this one was about. She said the boy was looking for those responsible for stealing his toys. The ants are running because they are guilty.
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