I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- June 4, 2014
It was painful for the blue flower to see her old boyfriend, the bee, in love with another flower. She cursed her roots for not even allowing her to turn around and not see the public display of affection. She did however enjoy the knowledge that her boyfriend's new partner would soon have herpes on her stamen.
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