I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, June 9, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- June 9, 2014
Because the moon lost track of time hanging with his buddy the sun, tidal waves destroyed the eastern seaboard. "But come on, it was really good coffee," he was later overheard as saying.