I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- October 27, 2014
Like any of us the birthday mummy would enjoy the streamers until it was time to remove them. Tape would peel off parts of his legs and his hands would be stained with the cheap ink used to colour the damned things. Plus his mummified cat would be throwing up neon hairballs for weeks afterwards.
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