Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Lunchroom Larfs- October 29, 2014

Once being content to taunting old ladies and men who were unable to conceive their own children, the Gingerbread Man felt he could do more with his life. He started slowly with local charity races, but quickly moved up to half marathons and finally the pinnacle of all marathons, the Boston Marathon. He finished an impressive second place. As he was celebrating at the finish line, the third place winner who had eaten too much at breakfast and was about to throw up gobbled him up knowing ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. The story ends happily, the third place winner 9now second place winner) did not toss his cookies.

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