I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- October 9, 2014
It took seventeen hours and the jaws of life to separate the two cephalopods. On the bright side the offspring of this accidental tryst became famous as the lead in the Syfy original television movie, "Octoquid".