I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair.
Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- December 10, 2014
The delivery man took back the pizza and returned with a very hot pizza kept warm in a portable oven. The main toppings of that second pizza was saliva and urine.