I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- December 11, 2014
Frosty was fined $2,000 for this offense, which he could not pay as he had no money, employment or even identification. He was arrested and put in jail for the night. Although no one can explain how Frosty escaped that night. The only things found in his cell the next morning was a hat, a button a couple of pieces of coal and a puddle of water.
An APB was put out against Frosty and a $5,000 reward for his capture was issued. To date, no one has collected that reward.
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