I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Lunchroom Larfs- December 18, 2014
The carrot hadn't seen any friends for days since he was taken from the crisper. He was overjoyed to find another carrot, though oddly colored, so near to him. Unfortunately, the icicle was a real stuck up jackass and melted alone and bitter at the world, never making a connection to anyone else. Truly a life wasted.
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