I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- March 27, 2015
The water droplet, now cloud was so angry he kept raining thus creating quite a few areas of standing water. This in turn created a breeding ground for mosquitoes, who because of the plasmodium virus quickly infected humans with malaria resulting in a number of deaths equal to that of the population of Baltimore. Whose team, the Orioles haven't been in the World Series since 1983, so fuck them anyway.
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