Thursday, March 5, 2015

Lunchroom Larfs- March 5, 2015

The fisherman should consider himself lucky as the fish he caught was riddled with mercury. That mercury infected fish was later caught by a commercial fishing boat and sold to a fine restaurant. There, a new mother ate it, and then passed the mercury on to her breastfeeding newborn girl, who grew up and passed it to her daughter through breast milk. The cycle continued from there. And that folks, is how the fish carefully sacrificed 10% of their population in order to extinguish the human race and create a true Water World albeit sans Kevin Costner.

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