I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Monday, January 12, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- January 12, 2015
The pencil was quite happy that his friend the pen stood up for him and cut that dumb eraser down to size. However, the power trip that it gave pen made him mean. Even though he still loved and was proud to have been able to help his friend against a bully, he couldn't resist saying, "You know you have one of those nasty little things right on top of your head don't you? Hypocrite!"
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