I̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ I was a stay-at-home dad. Sarcasm is my crutch and cynicism my wheelchair. Lunchroom Larfs are cute/silly notes I put in my daughter's lunch everyday. Each night I write a disturbing caption to make them palatable to cynical adults such as myself.
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Lunchroom Larfs- January 7, 2015
After this incident caught the cookie world off guard, all the cookie governments combined their resources to gather the greatest ginger minds to keep their world safe from these giant creatures they dubbed Kai-jujubes. Giant mechanical warriors called Jaw-breagers were created to fight this menace. This was accomplished by using a giant fucking sword to chop the monster's head clean off.
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